Social Media, I hate you
Social Media, its dark
When I ask my dad a question
He is in an online session
I wish he was eaten by electric sharks
Social Media, I hate you
Social Media, you stink,
When I want my mom’s attention
And she’s buried in some invention
She looks like a zombie who forgot how to think
Social Media, I hate you
Social Media, I’ve had it
When my sister’s at the table
And she’s reading some juicy fable
I really want to destroy her tablet
Social Media, I hate you
Social Media, I groan
When brother’s never talking
And I think he’s online stalking
We never should have gotten him a phone
Social media, I hate you
Social media, you are the man
My family we just fought
About independent thought
And now I want a better data plan!