Red Panda Extravaganza (the Dance)

Started October 28, 2020, Finished March 19, 2021

Do the dance, do the dance,
let’s do the red panda dance!
First you prance, take a chance,
and do the red panda dance!
Then with a glance, shake like ants in your pants,
and do the red panda dance!
Do the dance, do the dance,
let’s do the red panda dance!

Raise your hands in the air, look like a bigger bear,
that is how red pandas fight!
It’s as cute as can be, adorable to see,
let’s “red panda dance” through the night!

[Panda Rap]
Amanda red panda from the Himalaya,
eats bamboo and loves to play,
Miranda the great panda, hails from China,
eats the same but likes to lounge all day.

Amanda red panda, wears a bandanna,
she wants to dance until the morning light,
Miranda the great panda, writes propaganda,
but wants to get to sleep early tonight.

Amanda red panda dancing on her veranda
shaking her booty and giving it her all,
Miranda the great panda lays in her cabana
and makes plans to go to the mall.

Amanda red panda, not from Uganda,
will do anything, she don’t care,
Miranda the great panda, eh maybe from Atlanta,
simply wouldn’t dare.

If you just stop and stare, with black and white hair,
you’re a great panda (that’s right!)
You are sure to please, can be found in DC,
and are probably more than a little uptight.

So do the dance, find romance,
let’s do the red panda dance!
Let us trance, rave in advance,
and let’s do the red panda dance!
If you’re askance, get some ants in your pants,
and do the red panda dance!
Do the dance, do the dance,
let’s do the red panda dance!

Shake it shake it shake it, do the red panda dance!
Shake it shake it shake it, do the red panda dance!
Shake it shake it shake it, do the red panda dance!
Shake it shake it shake it, do the red panda dance!
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