My Master Bought an Aibo 2.0

Back in 2001, I had just gotten into guitar and started writing songs. One called My Master Bought an Aibo with Cy Tamanaha went unfinished and then Sony discontinued the Aibo. The almost 20 years later, Sony resurrected the brand and launched a new Aibo, an Aibo 2.0. During the pandemic I have been writing songs on the weekend for fun and wrote this one. This is based on the “Bad to the Bone” lick.
My Master Bought an Aibo 2.0 with Albert and Cy

My master bought an Aibo
It never has to poop
My master bought an Aibo
The new one that’s really cute

We don’t go for walks or chase my ball
No belly scratch, no love at all
It doesn’t sleep
It doesn’t eat
Recharges his butt
On its plastic seat

My master bought an Aibo
With motors and a plastic shell 
My master bought an Aibo
Now this place is going to hell

Does everything but lick a face 
Doesn’t shed or give cars a chase,
It begs, plays dead
And chases its tail 
Never gets fed 
Or kicks the pail – I mean bucket

My master bought an Aibo
I hope he goes away soon
My master bought an Aibo
All I can do is howl at the moon

All I can do is howl at the moon